Potty Training

I wish the potty training fairy would kidnap Keegan and bring him back fully potty trained. He is the most stubborn kid I know and is so resistant to potty training. Truthfully he just doesn't care if he's wet or poopie. I encourage him to use the potty whenever I change his diaper and he just screams NO and acts like the toilet will kill him if he gets near it. Even his potty seat is horrible to sit on. Ive tried putting him in undies, and he didn't care. Thing is, Keegan is pretty smart and he could get this potty thing down in a heart beat if he WANTED to, but he doesn't. Instead he enjoys tormenting his brother while he is on the potty, unrolling all the toilet paper and flushing the toilet continuously. He has an interest in the potty and others going potty...just.not.him!

Please, potty training fairy, where ever you are, please kidnap my stubborn boy, potty train him and bring him back to me. Thanks